"Selective Hearing" Graphic Tee by Andromeda Siren
"Selective Hearing" Graphic Tee
Express your sense of humor with this witty "Selective Hearing" Graphic Tee by Andromeda Siren! Perfect for anyone who appreciates bold, laugh-out-loud fashion statements.
Design Highlights
This premium graphic tee features:
- Bold, eye-catching back print with vibrant multi-color typography
- Playful messaging that reads: "I have selective hearing, sorry you weren't selected today"
- Dynamic color palette including royal blue, bright orange, black, and green against a clean white shirt
- Gold star accent adding a touch of sass and personality
- Comfortable, quality fabric perfect for everyday wear
- Unisex fit suitable for all body types
Support the Siren Stories Memoir Series
Every purchase directly funds the production of Siren Stories—an intimate, authentic 6-book memoir miniseries launching in 2026. Andromeda Siren is beginning full production on this deeply personal project, drawing from her real-life experiences and untold stories.
Wear Your Truth
This tee is more than just fashion—it's a statement. It's funny, relatable, and unapologetically honest. Perfect for those moments when you need to remind the world (with a smile) of your boundaries.
Shop now at the Siren Stories fourthwall Creator Store and support real storytelling! 💜
Profits directly support the creation of the Siren Stories 6-book memoir miniseries.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Relaxed fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Siren Stories
- Email: sirenstories-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
"Selective Hearing" Graphic Tee by Andromeda Siren Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
16.75
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.75
|